Quantum What?

Good Afternoon James,

I’m sorry to hear what happened between you and Vesper.

I never liked her and know that we had serious differences of opinion in the past—especially on the subject of  the knife-wielding, bikini-rocking female species. 

But it’s time to put the past behind and concentrate on the job at hand.  The world needs you.  Again. 

It looks like an evil corporation named devrialem.biz is devising a sinister plot to takeover the world.  Headed by a brainy chick called Melisa Çakarlar (known as M33, her nom de guerre), they pretend to be an innocent events company, but they throw the best indie parties and cleverly-thought promotional events in town; toxicating hundreds of people and creating loyal devotees ready to go wherever they turn up next. (Like their New Year’s ‘The’ Party at an industrial estate last year; or even one’s home, to give you an idea).         

Your mission, should you accept it, is to go to their upcoming party and check out what M33 is up to. 

See you in Bond 23. 

Love,
M
 
PS. This message will self-destruct in …3, 2, 1.    
Latest James Bond movie Quantum of Solace will be premiered at AFM Süzer Plaza (Elmadağ Askerocağı Cad, Dolmabahçe, 0212 444 1236) and released nationwide from Fri., 7 Nov.