12 February 2010
Cream of the Crop
Mymacchiato.com Dedicated Mail
3 p.m. Two blondes talking over coffee break at the office kitchen:
-Heard about you-know-who from accounts getting married soon?
-That brand manager!? Don’t be daft. The woman’s literally glued to her Blackberry and sometimes even forgets which planet she’s on. How did she find somebody? Could it be her plan to trick us just before Valentine’s?
-Well, it seems that ‘somebody’ is not only from planet Earth, but is very high profile and handsome, too. They say it’s all thanks to macchiato. But you didn’t hear it from me.
-Macchiato? Of Café Nero fame you mean?
-No, silly. Mymacchiato.com. Have you been living in a cave? It’s the talk of the whole office. OK, here it is: You know that boy from Pfizer meeting? The one you fell for, but didn’t know how to make a move towards? Well, these people are bringing him to your doorstep.
-Are you serious?
-Yep. You get your very own Mymacchiato representative, who dedicates time and effort to listen to your expectations, find a match from a pool of candidates working for créme de la créme companies and helps arrange everything from the first date to the the last kiss.
-And they charge a small fortune for it, I presume?
-Not really. Besides, would you rather prefer the gym you paid bucketfuls of money, the tango class you signed up for—all in the hope of meeting that special somebody—or Fantastic Mr. Pfizer?
Mymacchiato.com Dating Service for Single Professionals. For now, services are available only within Istanbul.
-Heard about you-know-who from accounts getting married soon?
-That brand manager!? Don’t be daft. The woman’s literally glued to her Blackberry and sometimes even forgets which planet she’s on. How did she find somebody? Could it be her plan to trick us just before Valentine’s?
-Well, it seems that ‘somebody’ is not only from planet Earth, but is very high profile and handsome, too. They say it’s all thanks to macchiato. But you didn’t hear it from me.
-Macchiato? Of Café Nero fame you mean?
-No, silly. Mymacchiato.com. Have you been living in a cave? It’s the talk of the whole office. OK, here it is: You know that boy from Pfizer meeting? The one you fell for, but didn’t know how to make a move towards? Well, these people are bringing him to your doorstep.
-Are you serious?
-Yep. You get your very own Mymacchiato representative, who dedicates time and effort to listen to your expectations, find a match from a pool of candidates working for créme de la créme companies and helps arrange everything from the first date to the the last kiss.
-And they charge a small fortune for it, I presume?
-Not really. Besides, would you rather prefer the gym you paid bucketfuls of money, the tango class you signed up for—all in the hope of meeting that special somebody—or Fantastic Mr. Pfizer?
Mymacchiato.com Dating Service for Single Professionals. For now, services are available only within Istanbul.
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